Jammy's writing a book!!!

Jammy a.k.a. Jamshed Velayuda Rajan, a humor writer, hen pecked hubby, newly become daddy, thiruttuthanamaa dum smoking ninja, yahoooligan and a great friend has announced thathe is gonna write a book!! This is great news considering i get my daily dose of laffing reading his antics in life!! He writes about love, life, his wife Rekha, not yet started about his tiny daughter Rhea and many other comical instances!! Here's wishing him all the best and I am waiting for the first signed copy of the same!! GO GO JAMMY!!!!

Other news is i heard the whale is going to Yale!! She is gonna kill me when she reads this!! Although she has not called me and told me, my prime source of information Herr Knoop a.k.a Bitch has confirmed that she will be leaving in some time!! I need to catch up and get that farwell treat before she steps outta this country!!

There is a press meet happening this sunday from the Indian Express and yours truly is on his way to becoming famous!! Watch out!! Here come the Chennai Jets!!

David is gonna die, either by eating that cholestrol laden cheese burger, or i will strangle him with my bare hands!! Bastard has 310 level of cholestrol and is feasting on cheeseburgers!! I am just waiting for my weekly offs so that i can accomplish what i set out for!! Mebbe this is how i am gonna become famous!! Mebbe the Indian express will cover this too!! :) Whatever, David's a dead man!!

Runnin... contd...

The cold took a turn for the worse last night!! Reached home after office at about 2.30 am (yeah my shift finishes at 5!! so what??!! i'm unwell!!) After some time of talking with wifey, settled down for a good nights sleep!! Rudely awoke at 4.30 am to realise my nose had frozen!! I am not joking!! Was unable to breathe and jolted up petrified!! Then had the weirdest hallucination of my life!! There was a conversation running in my head about me and wifey, talking nonsense and she is giving even more nonsensical replies to which i am speaking more gibberish!! Damn!! I was awake and this was scary!! Tried sitting up and drinking water to get outta this but no!! This continued for a full 10 minutes!!! Gawd!! I thought i had finally lost my screws!! Seriously!! Bolted to the bathroom and splashed cold water on the face to get back to reality!! Went back and ate a few chocolates and biscuits and settled down in front of the idiot box!! Was scared outta my pants for the next hour!! TV did'nt make sense at this hour so it was caman the ipod and elvis was playing for a good while!! No idea why i chose elvis but realised that he was actually helping calm down. Tried sleeping at about 6 am but no sleep till 7, wok up at 9 and had to do the customary cleaning of house / bikes / car. David and Ravi came over at about lunch time and we sat down chatting and watched Ice age 2 int he end. Total relief for some time. Went roaming and bought frankies for swapna and returned back home. Unwillingly sitting in office and typing this out hoping tonight i should be able to get a good nights sleep!!

Runnin.......

Suffering from cold , cough and a runnin nose!! Man!! Life's a bitch!!! I had to get this on my weekly offs!! Fackan sitting at home and trying to make sense of whats coming on the TV!! What crap they play!! Met Sudu yesterday as he's returned from the desert a.k.a dubai. Heard stories of yore and general naansense!! I've changed my mind about shifting to Dubai!! 56 degrees C will see me dead in a day!!!

Need to do something about a nagging problem!! Suddenly i have realised that i am at my creative best at about 4 AM when i am just about to hit the sack!! The issue being i do not have access to a computer at this time!! Need to jot down those thoughts!! Don't dare write it on paper, as it involves switching on the light and disturbing wifey dearest at the peak of her blissful slumber!! I really don't have a clue on what to do!! Unable to remember these things in the mornings!! HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!