And the war continues.....

So what if i don't have a 6 pack muscular looking tummy??
So what if I don't have a bong bombshell for a girlfriend!!
And so what if the bong bombshell bought him a Yamaha R1 for his birthday??!!

I've tried gymming out but realised its way too much of hard work getting back into shape!! Thinking of which i am in shape!! Round is definitely a shape!!!

Tried looking out for a bong girlfriend but the only bong girl who was a friend preferred someone with brains over me!! Besides, she couldn't have bought me an R1 anyways!!!

Junk that!! Lets move into battle mode!!

~> He races, so do I !!!

~> He' got a cute dimple, yup i have two of them!! On either side!!

~> He's got a perfect stubble!! wait wait.. mebbe in a week i will grow one!!!

~> He is a top model, oh yeah i modelled too!!

One of the baby bums in the early 1980's johnson's and johnson's adverts was mine!! I know that and can vouch for it!! But i donno which pair unfortunately!!

~> He's got a girlfriend who is a bomb, I have a wife who can be a human bomb!!!

~> He's got a body to die for, I have a body I'd die for (and with too!!)

We're even on all slates!!! The other day i was flippin through channels when i see this new pepsi ad!!! DAMN IT!!! WE'RE NOW EVEN STEVEN ON THE HAIRCUT TOO!!!!!!

Where's Bipasha??!! Come here girl!! Come see what you've been missing all these days!!!